Contributions welcome! OLD FARTS At the urinal: Jaydek: How many drops today? Jo-Boy: Four. And you? Jaydek: two. Boy (no pun intended), your prostate is working well. Jo-Boy: Now go and wash those evil eyes of yours in Dettol. Jaydek: Bring the chillies and the salt. Historical Bowral in the Southern Highlands of New South Wales is a gem of a town. I have never seen it anything but green it is dressed with the finest greenery you can find in Australia and its flowers and gardens are to die for. Its lush green meadows have been ideal for grazing since the area was first discovered in the late 1700s. Thus grazing and cattle-breeding has continued to drive the economy. Bowral became, an still, is the commercial centre of the Southern Highlands, as well as a service centre to the surrounding properties. According to the Traveller, “Today Bowral is a decidedly up-market, some would say yuppified, tourist centre full of boutiques, gift shops, antique dealers, rest...
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